57 Insufferable “Influencers” From This Year Who Are Low-Key Making Me Wish We Did Ban TikTok After All

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This content creator, who thought pouring milk on himself in a store was an acceptable way to get views (also, I can almost guarantee he didn’t clean it up after):

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This artist, who blocked traffic for his music video:

3.

And these people, who also blocked traffic for a TikTok:

4.

This bride, who gave a speech at her wedding just so she could make a LinkedIn post about it:

5.

This woman, who promotes a frankly dangerous and disgusting practice:

6.

This couple, who brought a huge speaker into Balenciaga for content, and were rightfully kicked out:

7.

This TikTok dancer, who interrupted everyone’s shopping experience to do a dance on the checkout counter:

8.

This fitness influencer, who thought a split-second frame was proof men were alllll over her:

9.

These pranksters, who annoyed poor employees by pretending to be mannequins:

10.

This model, who was careful not to get unhoused people in her IG photos:

11.

These Instagram models, who took over a small resort:

12.

This “prankster,” who ruined a bunch of people’s days by squirting them with water just to get views:

13.

These TikTok dancers, who chose an interesting moment to make content:

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This influencer, who I’m not sure understands the meaning of “in poor taste”:

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This man, who decided to ruin a street performer’s visual trick as a “prank”:

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This influencer, who cared more about recording content than A) having a good time, and B) her friend’s experience:

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These “artists,” who used this poor man’s store as their music video backdrop:

18.

This “prankster,” who did something truly despicable:

19.

This “micro-influencer,” who had some pretty huge dating requirements:

20.

This “influencer,” who I’m not even sure I can call an influencer, but who certainly acted like one:

21.

This gym rat content creator, who literally started a fight with another gym-goer because he was in his shot:

22.

This influencer, who wouldn’t do the bare minimum required to get free stuff:

23.

This man, who decided he NEEDED to be noticed:

24.

This Linkedlnfluencer (is that a world?), who had a staggering lack of self-awareness:

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And this LinkedIn “influencer,” who managed to make Charlie Kirk’s assassination about themselves:

26.

This prankfluencer (yes, I’m creating words at this point), whose idea of a funny prank was just…recording someone touching people:

27.

This LinkedIn influencer, who definitely made up this story:

28.

And this LinkedIn Influencer, who just wanted to flex his watch and Ferrari:

29.

This flaunter, who I highly doubt was actually giving this cash to unhoused people:

30.

This momfluencer, who thought this was okay to do at a movie theater:

31.

This terrible, terrible person, who trashed a soup kitchen for views:

32.

These travel influencers, who used a tourist attraction to try to get people to subscribe to their channel:

33.

This gym-fluencer, who blocked a pathway so they could record their sick gainz:

34.

This acrobat, who captioned his video with “I nearly fell on someone💀” (Um…yeah? So maybe you shouldn’t have done it?):

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And this acrobat, who chose to do an aerial “performance” right over cars, which is definitely a safety hazard:

36.

This Facebook influencer (is that even a thing?), who proved some people really, really need attention:

37.

This daughter, who thought this was a sweet moment to capture instead of promoting obnoxiously entitled behavior:

38.

This fitness influencer, who used a super shady advertising tactic:

39.

This IG model, who saw a burning car and thought, “That’s the perfect backdrop for my photoshoot!”:

40.

These teens, who snuck a literal chicken into A Minecraft Movie so they could go viral:

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And these teenagers, who rightfully got kicked out for their dumb prank:

42.

This fitness influencer, who decided to do…whatever this is at the gym:

43.

And this content creator, who either did the same thing or is the same guy (if so, I’m really confused what his niche is):

44.

This driver, who endangered himself and others for views:

45.

This gym influencer, who hogged dumbbells to record himself flexing (which he could do at home):

46.

This streamer, who ruined the experience for everyone else:

47.

This woman, who was an impressive talent but looks to be at some sort of historical site or castle:

48.

This influencer, who wanted unpaid work:

49.

This person, who also put themselves massively in danger:

50.

This biker, who filmed himself nearly hitting a bunch of people just for fun:

51.

And this Michael Jackson impersonator, who did the same:

52.

This content creator, who offered “exposure” instead of money:

53.

This TikTok dancer, who I’m starting to doubt is a real pilot:

54.

This content creator, who did not care about showing respect while traveling:

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This content creator, who couldn’t even take a break from recording content on an airplane:

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These influencers, who seem to think they’re invincible:

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And finally, this Disneyland influencer, who acts like if they don’t document every single thing from every single angle, it didn’t happen: